"... I am the way, the truth and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
"What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?"Mark 8:36
"At that time we were completely overwhelmed, the burden was more that we could bear; in fact we told ourselves that this was the end. Yet we believe now that we had this experience of coming to the end of our tether that we might learn to trust, not in ourselves, but in God who can raise the dead."
2 Corinthians 1:8-9
"Now all glory to God, who is able, through His mighty power at work within us, to accomplish infinitely more than we might ask or think."
Leslie Knope "Parks & Recreation"
"News Flash. We're screwed."
Garrison Keillor"I don't carry a gun because I'm on the verge of violence pretty much all the time."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
"I believe the most un-American thing you can say is, 'you can't say that.' "
"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars."
Red "Orange is the New Black"
" 'Happily ever after' was invented for the storybooks, so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves.' "
Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson "The Closer"
"You've made a lot of bad choices today. Don't let this be one of 'em."
"Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right."
Penny "Big Bang Theory"
"You're boring people, sweetie."
Walter White "Breaking Bad"
"No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"
(to Jesse) "You skipped, clowned around or otherwise jerked off through every lecture I ever gave."
Jesse Pinkman "Breaking Bad"
(to Walter) "Coin flip is sacred. … Your job is waiting for you in the basement. Per the coin."
"I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves."
"O ye of little faith, who believe that somehow the birth of Christ is dependent upon acknowledgement in a circular from OfficeMax!"
Donald Draper "Mad Men"
"You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself."
Doc Holliday "Tombstone"
"I'll be your Huckleberry."
"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency."
Joan Harris "Mad Men"
"You want to be taken seriously. Stop dressing like a little girl."
Jerry Seinfeld "Seinfeld"
"She's very succinct. It's like you're dating USA Today."
"He's nice; a bit of a close talker."
"I had to take a sick day; I'm so sick of these people."
"You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you!"
"Things occur to me."
"Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate; it's peppermint – it's delicious!"
"Conformity's an obsession with me."
"My name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."